I love Christmas because you always get so much mail. This year it has been the bumper crop of deliveries, sadly none were for me I was apparently chosen randomly by UPS and USPS to be the neighborhood elf. I don’t mind really but it is kind of funny that they can’t find the right houses and since I have my porch light on they assume either I am the right house or that at least I am home and can run it by my neighbors when they are home.